Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
accomplished twins. life is a go
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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