I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
