Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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