She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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