my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I just gift wrapped bread.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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