I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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