Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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