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these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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