one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Randomize
