Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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