I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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