I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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