didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm going to jail i love you
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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