I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I see more hoeing in ur future
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