Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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