the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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