So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
third nipple confirmed
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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