i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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