whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Randomize
