so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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