I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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