just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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