shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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