no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
no you cant smoke seaweed
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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