I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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