My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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