At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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