She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
it glows. i had to have it.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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