"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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