Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
