I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
So much Jack, so little girl.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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