google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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