Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
The ass gains better be worth it
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