I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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