I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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