I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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