as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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