Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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