Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize