wat bout pragnant strippers??
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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