Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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