I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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