I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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