if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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