i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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