He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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