the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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