I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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