i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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