Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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