You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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