I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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