at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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