i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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