Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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