Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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