He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
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