yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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